Just show me somebody naked!'"--Jerry Seinfeld"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind".--Nora Ephron"My wife likes to talk to me during sex. In fact, the other day she called me from a motel".--Scotty Record"My sex life is very bad. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all".--Henny Youngman"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time".--Robin Williams"In Germany police are searching for a woman who holds men at gunpoint and forces them to have sex with her. Actually, the gun isn't for the sex, it's to keep the guy around later to make him cuddle".--Jay Leno"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope".--George Burns"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom".--Joan Rivers"Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 10,000 women, but how many of them did he truly love? I would say 3,000 at most".--Sean O'Connor"I worry about k**s today. Because of the sexual revolution. "He was so polite, and he knew I liked that about him. I had always though he flirted with me, but now I knew why.I looked back into his eyes, and I could see his sincerity. He then proceeded to sit on my lap and put his hands on my shoulders. We made out passionately. Our lips were locked for what seemed like hours, his hot tongue was doing everything it was supposed to, it was perfect. I had my arms on his back, and he had his hands running through my hair. He broke the kiss and said “I am so hot for you right now”. I reached for his cock, and felt his huge erect member. “Wow, you really are”, he smiled “ well, we will just have to take care of that, no won’t we.” His smile got wider.I pushed him off me, and got on my knees. He unbuttoned his suit coat, and threw it on the floor. I undid his belt and his pants. I pulled down his pants and plaid boxers slowly, and his huge seven-inch hard-on nearly slapped me in the face. I was the happiest guy on earth. I put my hands on his shins,.
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